Gemini (May 21-June 20)

Magritte best expresses what you'll be up to this month, Gemini. Think Philosophy of the Bedroom around the 6th; then The False Mirror until the 27th.

Sagittarius (November 22-December 21)

You're seriously scattered this month, Sagittarius! Something afocal, like Poon's Orange Crush will capture your mood

Cancer (June 21-July 23)

Take my advice and take a look at LaChapelle this month: Milk Maidens, Truffle Hunt - or - any of Van Dongen's portraits. Real-life eyemakeup counterpart: Tammy Faye [formerly] Baker.

Capricorn (December 22-January 19)

You're thinking about redecorating this month (something to take your mind off a recent string of bizarre mishaps). Take a look at the panel paintings of Bonnard, Vuillard and Ranson for inspiration.

Leo (July 24-August 22)

Take a clue from Rousseau's Sleeping Gypsy and The Dream, Leo. This month you need to make sure you're stirring things up, not caught napping!

Aquarius (January 20-February 18)

The only way to express your carefree mood this month is through the paintings of Jackson Pollock -- only minus the underlying psychosis. Check out Autumn Rhythm -- or better yet -- Blue Poles.

Virgo (August 23-September 22)

You're even more grid-like than usual this month, Virgo. Study Mondrian's Compositions in Red, Blue and Yellow or, for more variety, Stella's Jasper's Dilemma

Pisces (February 19-March 20)

You'll feel like you are strapped to the mast of J.M.W. Turner's Steamer in a Snowstorm this month, Pisces. The only way out is to delegate, delegate, delegate!

Libra (September 23-October 22)

Family infighting will make you feel like the central figure in David's Intervention of the Sabine Women. You'll have to play diplomat and step in.

Aries (March 21-April 19)

Your artist this month is Jackson Pollock -- but you're mood is mirroring his recklessness. So pay attention to the underlying angst in the Black and White works and his Self-Portrait in the drip series. And don't you drink and drive!!!

Scorpio (October 23-November 21)

You've been in a little bit of money trouble lately, but don't fret, Scorpio. By the end of the month you'll receive a loan that will make you feel like Correggio's Danäe (or anyone's Danäe, for that matter)!

Taurus (April 29-May 29)

You're right to be short on trust this month, Taurus. If you're not careful, you could wind up looking as foolish as one of Robert Macaire's victims, as drawn by Daumier!.